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The Midnight Diaries of Catty Wampus » Blog Archive » Uncle Eric’s Tips - #3: eyebrows


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Uncle Eric’s Tips - #3: eyebrows


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May 29th, 2006

I’ve never had super bushy eyebrows. But I did have some stray hairs that seemed two or three times as long as the rest of my eyebrow hairs. They’d stick up, or hang down every now and then, and sometimes I’d think about just getting rid of them.

So I got out my electric clippers, intending to level all my eyebrow hairs to the same length.

But I wasn’t thinking very carefully about the depth setting on them. I also wasn’t entirely careful about being even and consistent.

I sure hope eyebrows grow back.

The lesson here is: You should really think about what you’re going to do to anything on your face before you decide to do something to anything on your face.


Just another tip from your Uncle Eric.Cheers!